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How do you make a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
I had some jokes to tell at a retirement home.
None of them worked.
Why did the elephant paint it's toenails red?
So it could hide in the cherry tree.
One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don’t believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it, too.
A Proctologist is giving an exam, and as he is nearing the end, he goes to write a prescription. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer. He looks at it and says, "Damn it! Some asshole has my pen!
A man walked out on the London bridge and drew his cane.
What was his name?
(Andrew)